So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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