Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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