the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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