brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
The feeling are messing with the penis
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
