hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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