When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You need a sexual gate keeper
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
