Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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