you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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