WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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