I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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