Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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