I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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