Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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