ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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