it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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