I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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