Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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