Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
