your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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