now i know why i became what i already was.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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