The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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