is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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