I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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