This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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