I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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