Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i will never coherently bang her
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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