Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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