4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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