is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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