I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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