we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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