My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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