Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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