Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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