i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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