you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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