Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
