How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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