are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Randomize
