I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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