Dual....:-)
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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