We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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