Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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