Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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