The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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