I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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