hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
You made out with two different species that night
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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