I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i out mim tonsoeep
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