He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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