he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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