I need help removing her.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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