We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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