Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
