i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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