Small penises have feelings too.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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