But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
