So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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