I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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