: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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