Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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