I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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