Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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